Santorum Returns To Job As Internet Joke--
"I'm Just Plain Ol' Frothy Fecal Matter In A Sweater Vest"
April 11, 2012
Lancaster, PA.
Failed Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum has announced that he will return to his full time position as an internet joke.
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Anselmo Throws His Poop At Reporter
Ryan Soblowme Gets Shit-Faced At Winery
April 1, 2012
Shingletown, CA.
Tired of answering questions, weirdo grape farmer Reverge Anselmo crapped his pants and then scooped the poop out to throw at a reporter on Sunday. Read More Here
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Et Tu, Fetus?
Special to The Standard from
Bella Hasbugs,
NY Times bestselling author of
"U.S. Out of My Vagina!".
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Gerber Man Loses Lottery
Says It Hasn't Changed Him
March 31, 2012
Gerber, CA.
Gerber resident Jeb Stumpmeyer will be sharing his lottery losses with over a hundred million other Americans following this weekend's Mega Millions jackpot. Read More Here |
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Tea Party Poetry
I Don't Trust The Smarties
So I Joined The Tea Party
I'm Not Hooked On Phonics
I Speak Fluent Teabonics...
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"Taxing You"
David Lee as 'Stink"
From The Vault: July 26, 1987
David "Dave" Lee performed with the Allen Standish Comedy Revue in the mid and late eighties. He produced this parody of "Every Breath You Take" back on (ouch) July 26, 1987. Enjoy our 25-year old anti-tax rant...
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K-K-O-W
Red Bluff Round-Up Parade Coverage
Enjoy a front row seat for KKOW Radio's Red Bluff Round-Up Parade coverage with Big Bull Sale and Fruity Lou Peckerwood. This 6-minute audio bit is from the May 2007 podcast/CD "Just Like Mommy Made Us". Written and produced by Aaron Standish and Liz Merry.
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Unmentionables
by Liz Merry
Stand-up comedian Liz Merry has a bunch of funny columns and essays.
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Unhireable!
by Aaron Standish
Stand-Up comedian Aaron Standish got tired and sat down. But he's still writing funny stuff that he'll eventually get up and perform some day. Read it here |
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